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Total Medals Earned: 406 (From 69 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,100 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points
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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/225 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/15/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy Unlocked 1/15/10
100 Points
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 3

Brawn Unlocked 9/12/10
10 Points
The more aggressive problem solver.
Out With a Ding Unlocked 9/12/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Brain 10 Points The more thoughtful problem solver.
Lucky Rabbit's Foot Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/7/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars Unlocked 5/7/11
5 Points
Unlock the gate.
Becoming Unlocked 5/7/11
10 Points
The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete Unlocked 5/7/11
10 Points
Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Babies Dream...

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/3/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
HAPPY FAMILY Unlocked 2/3/10
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
JUST ANOTHER DAY Unlocked 2/3/10
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER Unlocked 2/3/10
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
THE QUEST TO BECOME Unlocked 2/4/10
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/450 points)

Cat Astro Phi

M41-A Unlocked 12/8/10
5 Points
Kill all bots on any level
Atari wouldn't like it Unlocked 12/8/10
10 Points
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Autopilot to LV-426 Unlocked 12/8/10
10 Points
Complete Planet 1
Express elevator to hell Unlocked 12/8/10
10 Points
Complete Planet 2
Farewell Sulaco Unlocked 12/8/10
10 Points
Complete Planet 3
Hello Joshua 5 Points Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Eric and the Floaters 25 Points Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
I'll go out there 25 Points Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
We love you guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/155 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Bend Over Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Die 5 Times
People Person Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/16/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/150 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/13/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall Unlocked 12/18/09
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide Unlocked 12/15/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! Unlocked 12/14/09
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 5/9 (105/405 points)